The death of the internet
If we lose this, we lose everything.
December 5, 2017 at 12:38AM
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Thứ Ba, 5 tháng 12, 2017
The death of the internet
The death of the internet
If we lose this, we lose everything.
December 5, 2017 at 12:38AM
via Digg http://ift.tt/2A0tZTn
Do you smoke?
Lady: Do you smoke?
Guy: Yes I do.
Lady: How many packs a day?
Guy: 3 packs.
Lady: How much per pack?
Guy: $10.00 per pack.
Lady: And how long have you been smoking?
Guy: 15 years
Lady: So 1 pack is $10.00 and you have been smoking 3 packs a day which puts your spending per month at $900. In 1 year, it would have been $10,800. Correct?
Guy: Correct.
Lady: If 1 year you spend $10,800, not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending total at $162,000. Correct?
Guy: Correct.
Lady: Do you know if you hadn't smoke, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have by now bought a Ferrari?
Guy: Oh. Do you smoke?
Lady: No.
Guy: Then where's your fucking Ferrari?
7
I had this strange dream the other night, July 7th to be exact. I was alone in this wide open field, and on this field was a large number seven. This confused me, and woke me up, I looked at the clock and sure enough it was seven o’clock. I thought this was strange but didn’t think too much into it, that was until I hailed a taxi and, of course it was number seven as well. I got to thinking, “how can I use this to my advantage?” So I went to the local horse track, and in the seventh race of the day, there was a horse named “Lucky Number Seven,” so I placed my bet and wouldn’t you know it,
He came in seventh.
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