Now I know why people call me handsome
Thứ Hai, 4 tháng 12, 2017
An engineer is walking down the road...
An engineer (E1) is walking down the road and he sees his fellow engineer friend (E2) coming towards him on a bicycle.
E1: Hey man, nice bike, I didn't know you rode a bike, is it new?
E2: Crazy story how I got this bike. I was walking down the road this morning minding my business, when a beautiful woman rides up to me on this bike. She threw the bike down, took off all her clothes, laid down on the grass and said to me, "take what you want".
E1: Hmm... you made a good decision, the clothes probably wouldn't have fit you.
A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist's office.
The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"
The man said, "Will you watch us have sex?"
The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed.
When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have sex," and charged them $50.
This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have sex with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave.
Finally, the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?"
"We're not trying to find out anything," the man replied.
"She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $90. The Hilton charges $108. We do it here for $50...and I get $43 back from Medicare
Student 1:My name is Sean Archer and my surname represents that my forefathers were Archers
Student 2 : My name is Sarah Baker and my surname represents that my forefathers were Bakers
Student 3 : My name is John Dickinson and I fucking hate this game
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