Who does Polyphemus hate more than Odysseus?

Nobody.

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Everyone is so politically correct these days.. you can't even say "Black Paint"...

You have to say "Tyrone, paint the god damn wall!"

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Hollywood is remaking Brokeback Mountain with Margot Robbie and Emma Watson

On the one hand, I hate that they have to remake all the classic movies with female leads as if that somehow makes them better. On the other hand, lotion.

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I got caught cheating on my physics exam. Furious, my professor said to me "I hope you understand the gravity of the situation".

But if I had known that, I wouldn't be in this situation in the first place.

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If girls with big breasts work at Hooter's, then where do girls with one leg work at?

IHOP

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John Oliver Grills An Uncomfortable Dustin Hoffman Over Sexual Harassment Allegations

John Oliver Grills An Uncomfortable Dustin Hoffman Over Sexual Harassment Allegations
In early November, two detailed allegations of sexual assault were leveled against actor Dustin Hoffman. At a panel last night, John Oliver confronted Hoffman about them.

December 5, 2017 at 10:29PM
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A mathematician stumbles home drunk at 3 a.m

A mathematician stumbles home drunk at 3 a.m and his wife is livid. “You SWORE that you’d be home by 11:45!” "No," slurs the mathematician “I said I’d be home by a quarter of 12.”

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