There's a soldier from the Air Force driving from Richmond to Wagga, and an Army guy driving from Wagga to Richmond. In the middle of the night, around 2am, with no other cars on the road, they hit each other and both cars go flying off in different directions. The Air Force guy manages to climb out of his car and surveys the damage. He looks at his twisted car and says,"Wow, I am really lucky to be alive!" Likewise the Army guy scrambles out of his car and looks at his wreckage. He too says to himself, "I can't believe I survived the accident!"...
