My 3 favourite things are eating my family and not using commas...
Thứ Sáu, 8 tháng 12, 2017
A girl is fucking her boyfriend
At her parents house. Her father after being woken by the noises
goes upstairs to check it out, and walks in on them.
"Dad!" she exclaimed in a panic "...I'm sorry"
The dad being a dad replies "hi sorry, I'm Dad!"
He then turns to the boyfriend and asks "Are you fucking sorry?"...
My little sister made a face at my mom and said "Guess who I am?"
My mom answered "Who?"
"Your daughter"
courtesy of my 4 year old sister about 20 minutes ago...
Guy Gets Out Of His Car Next To Raging Wildfire, Saves Wild Rabbit
Guy Gets Out Of His Car Next To Raging Wildfire, Saves Wild Rabbit
Now get back in your car and drive, dude.
December 7, 2017 at 09:49PM
via Digg http://ift.tt/2kwvY...
A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a lizard walks past.
The lizard looks up and says to the monkey “Hey! what are you doing?” The monkey says “Smoking a joint, come up and join me, my cold-blooded friend.” So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have another joint. After a while the lizard says his mouth is ‘dry’, and that he’s going to get a drink from the river. At the riverbank, the lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls in. A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the stoned lizard, helping him to the side. He then asks the lizard, “What’s the matter with you?!”...
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