No -- wait, she's back. She just went to make a cup of tea....
Thứ Bảy, 9 tháng 12, 2017
A manager has two great employees...
A manager has two great employees, Jack and Jill. Due to budget constraints, he knows he has to fire one of them. He decides to meet with each employee, be upfront with them, and then make his sad decision. Both of them are outside of his office, and he asks Jill to step inside. Less than 15 seconds later, Jill storms out of there and slams the door behind her.
Jack walks in and says "I guess you decided to let her go?"
Boss man has a bewildered look on his face and says "I never even got the chance to! All I said was 'I'm trying to decide whether...
A man joins an order of Monks.
The head Monk says to the man "This is a silent order. You will only be allowed to speak once, every 15 years." The man says "Ok" and so begins his time with the silent order. 15 years pass and the man is sitting in the refectory when the head monk approaches and says to the man "It has been fifteen years. What would you like to say, brother?". The man responds, "The porridge could do with a little more sugar." The head monk nods in acknowledgment and walks away. Another 15 years pass and the head monk finds the man in the dormitory and says "Brother,...
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