I accidentally referred to my wife as my girlfriend today

Their names aren't even that similar

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When is the best time for Muslims to run a race?

Ramadan. They fast during Ramadan.

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Congress took $101 million in donations from the ISP industry — here’s how much your lawmaker got

Congress took $101 million in donations from the ISP industry — here’s how much your lawmaker got
Comcast, Verizon, AT&T and others spread their money far and wide to influence your government.

December 12, 2017 at 02:02AM
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I'm so straight I don't touch myself when I jerk off

My buddy Brian does it for me

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Why was Roy Moore waiting outside the liquor store when it opened?

He heard they had a 14 year old Brandy

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Why do men prefer guns over woman?

You can put a silencer on a gun.

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My girlfriend asked me to name off all my sexual partners in order...

I probably should've stoped when i got to her name

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