I probably should've stoped when i got to her name...
Thứ Ba, 12 tháng 12, 2017
I phoned the animal shelter today
and said "I've found six kittens in a suitcase in the woods." They said ", are they moving?" I replied "I don't know but that would explain the suitcase."...
Thứ Hai, 11 tháng 12, 2017
Let me tell you a story of a guy named Juan.
Juan was the custodian at a local grade school. Everyone loved Juan. He was so sweet and compassionate with the kids and did a wonderful job. One day the principal came up to Juan and said:
"You know Juan, you care about this school so much, maybe you should run for the board of education"
And Juan said:
"You know, I've never thought about that before, but why not?"
So Juan got up in front of the people in town and gave a speech:
"My name is Juan, I love my wife, I love my kids, and I love my dog"
Now politicians tend to be dishonest, but the...
My top 3 assumptions when doorbell Rings:
Murderer 2. Police telling me everyone is dead 3. That book I ordered about positive thinking
...
A Blizzard Made the Unwatchable Colts-Bills Matchup Must-Watch TV
A Blizzard Made the Unwatchable Colts-Bills Matchup Must-Watch TV
The rules of football met their breaking point under several inches of snow.
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