I don't listen, and something else
Thứ Ba, 12 tháng 12, 2017
How many Redditor's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Actually, the light bulb never gets changed. You were all too busy fixing my grammatical mistake.
Two priests are driving down a road when they are pulled over by the cops.
The cop swings a torch in their faces and signals to the driver to roll down his window.
"We're searching for two child molesters," he says.
The driver leans over to the other priest and they whisper between themselves.
Finally, he turns back to the policeman. "Ok. We'll do it."
My first time bungee jumping.
Licks lips nervously
Me: This is my first time bungee jumping.
Instructor: Can you please stop licking my lips.
A family goes to a hotel...
The father goes to the front desk and says "I hope the porn is disabled..."
The guy at the desk replies "It's just normal porn you sick fuck."
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