To top it off, I've been banned from the maternity ward
Thứ Ba, 19 tháng 12, 2017
Thứ Hai, 18 tháng 12, 2017
A King enrolled his donkey in a race & won
Local papers read:
“King’s ass won”
The king was so upset with this kind of publicity. So he gave the donkey to the queen.
The local papers then read:
"Queen has the best ass in town"
The king & queen were both upset..
Queen then sold the donkey to a farmer for 100$. Next day papers read:
"Queen sold her ass for 100$"
The queen didn’t know what to do..
The next day king ordered the queen to buy back the donkey and leave it in jungle.
The paper’s finally read:
"Queen announces her ass is free & wild"
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