....if you’re a firefighter.
Thứ Ba, 19 tháng 12, 2017
Faith vs Science
I’m not convinced that faith can move mountains, but I’ve seen what it can do to skyscrapers.
A husband and wife were golfing
when suddenly the wife asked, "Honey, if I died would you get married again?"
The husband said, "No sweetie."
The woman said, "I'm sure you would."
So the man said, "Okay, I would"
Then the woman asked, "Would you let her sleep in our bed?"
And the man replied, "Ya, I guess so."
Then the wife asked, "Would you let her use my golf clubs?"
And the husband replied, "No, she's left handed."
A guy walks into a bar in West Virginia and orders a white wine.
All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up from their beer and whiskey,expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north. The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?" The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada." " Canada " The bartender says, "What do you do in Canada?" The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist." The bartender says, "A taxidermist? What in the hell is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?" "No," says the Canadian "I don't drive a taxi, I mount animals." The bartender grins and hollers, "It's okay boys. He's one of us."
Americans spy in Soviet Union
1960's. CIA decided to send the most advanced spy into Soviet Union. They trained him for 15 years in how Soviets Lived, 10 years in Russian, so he was completely fluent, another 5 years in Russian customs traditions. According to everyone in CIA, this guy was UNDETECTABLE. After US president wishes him luck, he's dressed in typical Soviet attire and dropped off by covert helicopter near Norwegian border, hikes up 25 kilometers to nearest village. He sees a line for Vodka and takes a spot in line.
In front of him is an old grandma. She turns around, looks at him and says:
- Hey, aren't you an American spy?
- [shocked] ... how did you know????
- We've never seen a black person around here before.
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