- Steve
Thứ Tư, 20 tháng 12, 2017
The teacher walks into the class…
As she walks in is written on the board “Johnny has a huge penis”, she erase the board, and proceed class.
In the next day as she walk in, is written again in the board, “Johnny has a huge penis”, she them looks at the class and asks who wrote that, but no one answers. She then erase and start class.
Next day same thing, “Johnny has a huge penis” written on the board, she them goes mad, looks at Johnny and yells “I will speak with you after class young man!”
In the next day as she enter the class, written even bigger in the board is “Marketing is the key of success!”
Edit: fuck up a word.
In a hotel room at night, two neighbors do not let a third one fall asleep...
At night in a hotel room, two neighbors do not let a third one fall asleep: they tell various political jokes. He tries to scare them:
"The KGB is listening to everything here!"
Those two just laugh and continue. Then he goes out and asks the room attendant to bring to the room three cups of coffee exactly five minutes later.
He returns, leans to the ashtray and says:
"Comrade Major! Three cups of coffee to our room, please!”
The attendant brings coffee. Stunned neighbors go to bed.
In the morning the joker wakes up alone. He asks the attendant where his neighbors are. She replies:
"At night, the KGB swooped in and took them!”
“And they did not take me? Why?”
“Comrade Major said he liked your ashtray joke.”
Thứ Ba, 19 tháng 12, 2017
A man takes his seat at the World Cup final. He looks over and notices there's an extra seat in between himself and the next guy.
The man says, "Who would ever miss the World Cup final?”
The guy replies, "Well that was my wife’s seat. We have been to the last five World Cup finals together, but sadly she passed away.”
The man says back, "That’s terrible, but couldn’t you get another close family member to come with you?”
The guy says, "No. They're all at the funeral."
A Blonde Woman Asks For A $5000 Loan
A blonde woman walks into a bank in NYC before going on vacation and asks for a $5,000 loan.
The banker asks, "Okay, miss, is there anything you would like to use as collateral?"
The woman says, "Yes, of course. I'll use my Rolls Royce."
The banker, stunned, asks, "A $250,000 Rolls Royce? Really?"
The woman is completely positive. She hands over the keys, as the bankers and loan officers laugh at her. They check her credentials, make sure she is the title owner. Everything checks out. They park it in their underground garage for two weeks.
When she comes back, she pays off the $5,000 loan as well as the $15.41 interest.
The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very appreciative of your business with us, but I have one question. We looked you up and found out that you are a multi-millionaire. Why would you want to borrow $5,000?"
The woman replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"
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