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Thứ Hai, 1 tháng 1, 2018

No more a Virgin

The family is at the dining table. The little 10-year-old girl does not eat and has her nose in her plate….

After a few moments, she says, “I’ve something to tell you people”

Silence around the table. “I’m no longer virgin”, and she begins to cry. A long silence again.

And then… The father screams at his wife, “It’s your fault! Always dressed and made up like a whore! Do you think you are setting a good example for your daughter? Wallowing the whole day on the sofa, exposing your pussy… it’s disgusting! That’s how problems arrive”

The wife, in turn yells at her husband: “What about you ? Are YOU setting a good example ? Wasting your salary on sluts who sometimes even accompany you to your doorstep! Are YOU setting a good example for your 10-year-old daughter?”

The father continues” “And her elder sister, this good-for-nothing, With her hairy junkie of a boyfriend, Who is always groping her in all the corners of the house, Do you believe she is setting a good example for her younger sister?”

And the recriminations go on, and on, and on….

The grandmother touches the shoulder of the little granddaughter to console her And asks her : “Well, my little girl, how did it happen?”

And the little girl replies while stifling her sobs : “it’s the priest”

The grandmother asks : “What do you mean, the priest ?”

“The priest has chosen another girl to be Virgin Mary in the Christmas play…

" I’m no longer playing the role of Virgin Mary ”

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