One says "I've never come this way before."
The other replies "It must be the cobblestones."
Thứ Ba, 2 tháng 1, 2018
Once upon a time there was a man who was richer than his boss.
One day the boss called him to his office, and asked: “how are you richer than me? I’m your boss but you can afford cars and houses, but I can’t. Tell me, how are you doing this?”
“I make bets with people,” replied the man.
“What kind of bets?” Asked the boss.
“For example: I bet 20 dollars that I have two dicks,” said the man.
“How are we going to this then?” His boss asked.
“I’ll go wash myself, and tomorrow you’ll grab both of them with your hands to see that I have two dicks.”
The boss agreed, and on the next morning, the man came to his boss’ office.
“Go ahead,” said the man.
The boss put his hands in the man’s pants. With one hand he could feel one dick, and he tried to grab the supposed second dick, but instead touched the first and only one the man had.
“You just lost 20 bucks, I won the bet,” said the boss.
“You did,” said the man.
“But do you see the 400 people walking to work?” Said the man.
“Well, I made a bet with each and and everyone one of them that you will touch my dick, not once, but twice.”
My dad told me this one.
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