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Thứ Năm, 4 tháng 1, 2018

My boyfriend left me because of my anxiety issues...

Oh, wait. He just went to the kitchen to grab some coffee....

“Oh My God, This Is So F---ed Up”: Inside Silicon Valley’s Dark Side

“Oh My God, This Is So F---ed Up”: Inside Silicon Valley’s Dark Side Not far from Sand Hill Road exists a private world of wild sex parties and "cuddle puddles." As one male investor put it, "You could say it's disgusting but not illegal — it just perpetuates a culture that keeps women down." January 3, 2018 at 01:58AM via Digg http://ift.tt/2A7rm...

"Back in the day," my grandfather started to say,

"you could walk into a grocery store with 2 dollars in your pocket, and walk out with a loaf of bread, a dozen eggs, and a bit of butter as well." "But today," he continued, "wherever you go - there are cameras."...

If Hooters had a delivery option

Would it be called Knockers?...

Thứ Tư, 3 tháng 1, 2018

My girlfriend said I had OCD...

I quickly put her in her place......

Why did Stalin only write in lowercase?

Because he hated capitalism....

An out-of-work actor gets a call from his agent one day.

"I got you a job. It's a one-liner." "That's okay!" replies the actor, "I've been out of work for so long I'll take anything. What's the line?" "Hark, I hear the cannons roar," says the agent. "I love it!" says the actor. "When's the audition?" "Wednesday," says the agent. Wednesday comes and the actor arrives at the audition. He marches on stage and shouts, "Hark, I hear the cannons roar!" "Brilliant!" says the director, "you've got the job! The first show is at 9 o'clock, Saturday night." The actor is so excited that he goes on a major bender....