“Take one of these pills every day for the rest of your life and all your symptoms will disappear.”
Man- “That’s great! But I see there are only three pills in this bottle.”
Doctor- “Yeah, well... I was getting to the bad news.”
Thứ Tư, 17 tháng 1, 2018
At a hotel restaurant, a man sees an attractive woman sitting alone at the next table.
Suddenly, she sneezes, and a glass eye comes flying out of her eye socket. It hurls by the man, and he snatches it from the air and hands it back to her.
"This is so embarrassing," the woman says, and she pops her eye back in place. "I'm sorry to have disturbed you. Let me buy dinner to make it up to you. May I join you?" He nods.
The woman is a stimulating conversationalist, stunningly pretty, and the man finds they have a lot in common. He gets her phone number and asks, "You are the most charming woman I've ever encountered. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"
"No," she replies. "You just happened to catch my eye."
I was in a job interview when the manager handed me his laptop and says “I want you to try to sell this to me”
So I closed it, put it under my arm, walked out of the building and went home. Eventually he called me and said, “You bring it back here right now” I said, “$100 and it’s yours”.
Each president has subconsciously affected the porn industry in various ways [NSFW]
During the Clinton era, infidelity and work place scenarios became really popular.
During the Bush years, the demand for "dumb blonde" types hit an all time high.
During Obama's presidency, the interracial genre took off.
And recently, incest porn has become really popular.
Here's The Terribly-Designed Computer Menu That Led To Hawaii's False Missile Alarm
Here's The Terribly-Designed Computer Menu That Led To Hawaii's False Missile Alarm
While the alert was a massive, massive screwup, there doesn't appear to be anything nefarious behind it — other than truly awful design.
January 16, 2018 at 09:01PM
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