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Thứ Năm, 1 tháng 2, 2018

A elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest

“Father, I’m 80 years old, married, have four kids and eleven healthy grandchildren, and last night I had an affair with two 18 year old girls. I made love with both of them… twice.”

The priest said, “Well, my son, when was the last time you were in confession?”

“Never Father… I’m Jewish.”

“So then, why are you telling me?”

“I’m telling everybody!”

How to Not Die in America


How to Not Die in America
I am lucky not for surviving a severe bacterial infection, but for being a member of a shrinking class of Americans whose lives can absorb a trauma of this magnitude.

February 1, 2018 at 04:30AM
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A young boy is bathing with his mother

Boy says, “Whats that hairy thing mom?”

Mom replies, “That is my sponge.”

“Oh yes,” says the boy, “The babysitters got one, I’ve seen her washing dads face with it.”

We all know the zip code to Beverly Hills, it’s 90210. But do you remember the one for Dawson’s Creek?

It’s 90108 (for our lives to be over)

Why did the slave go to college?

To pick up his master's degree.

My friend asked me to describe myself in 3 words...

Lazy

What does a robot do on a one night stand?

Nuts and bolts.