I just don't think they should end the text with "LOL", though.
Thứ Sáu, 2 tháng 2, 2018
Did Ancient Greeks Sail to Canada?
Did Ancient Greeks Sail to Canada?
Researchers think Plutarch's "De Facie" tells the tale of Greek sailors making the treacherous transatlantic crossing. They dug into the science to show how it could have happened.
February 2, 2018 at 01:07AM
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[NSFW]: A woman walks into a bar ...
A woman walks into a bar and appears to be depressed. Alone, she begins drinking heavily. A man walks into the bar soon after with the same expression on his face and sits a few stools down from her while also beginning to drink heavily. Eventually, the woman slides down and asks him what's wrong.
"My girlfriend just broke up with me because I'm too kinky," he replied.
"You're kidding" she says, "That's the exact same reason my boyfriend just broke up with me."
They drink a little more and eventually she suggests they go back to her place. "We clearly have a lot in common so let's go get kinky together," she says. He happily agrees.
They get back to her place and she tells him to wait there while she goes to slip into something a little more comfortable. She goes upstairs and opens up her collection of dominatrix accessories: thigh high leather boots, nipple clamps, whips, chains, handcuffs, ball gags, dildos - the works. She gets dressed and walks downstairs just in time to see him putting on his coat getting ready to leave.
"Where are you going? I thought we were gonna get kinky?"
"Look lady, I fucked your dog, I shit in your purse. I'm outta here."
A blonde finds herself in serious money trouble...
Lost her job and she's in dire financial straits.
She's desperate so she decides to ask God for help. She begins to pray... "God, please help me. I've lost my job and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lottery."
Lottery night comes, and somebody else wins.
She again prays... "God, please let me win the lottery! I've lost my job, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well."
Lottery night comes and she still has no luck.
Once again, she prays... "My God, why have you forsaken me? I've lost my job, my house, and my car. My children are starving. I don't often ask You for help, and I've always been a good servant to You. PLEASE let me win the lottery just this one time so I can get my life back in order."
Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open.
The blonde is overwhelmed by the Voice of God, Himself...."Sweetheart, work with Me on this.... Buy a ticket."
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