I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
Thứ Bảy, 3 tháng 2, 2018
A father has two sons named Joe and Mikey and the live on the third floor of their apartment.
One day the father goes to store, but leaves the key to his car in the apartment. He see's Joe in the window and shouts to him, "throw my key out the window!"
Sadly, Mikey didn't survive the fall
Jesus and his disciples walk into a restaurant.
Jesus asks for a table for 26.
The head waiter says, “But there’s only 13 of you.”
Jesus says, “Yeah, we’re all going to sit on the same side.”
Wife's Dentist
My dentist reminded me of my wife's sensitive gag reflex. We laughed & laughed. Then I remembered that my wife & I have different dentists.
A young boy asks his dad, “What is the difference between confident and confidential?”
The dad replies, “You are my son, I’m confident about that. But see your friend over there? He is also my son. That’s confidential.”
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