When the punchline becomes apparent.
Thứ Năm, 8 tháng 2, 2018
A Catholic girl is set to marry a man from Greece...
The night before the wedding, the girl’s mother takes her aside and warns her about the reputation Greek men have:
“Now you listen to me, Sunshine- those Greeks like their sex... a certain way, if you catch my drift. If he ever tells you to flip over so he can have you another way, I want you to pack your bags and come right home to your mama!”
2 week’s later, Mom gets a knock on her door at midnight.
“It happened just the way you said it would, Mama! We were having sex the usual way when all of a sudden, he asked me to flip over and do it with the other hole!”
“Aha! And what did you tell him?”
“I told him- ‘my mama said if you ever wanted to do it in the other place, I was supposed to pack my things and come home!’”
“Good girl! And what did he say to that?”
“He said- ‘But Honey! Don’t you want to have a baby?’”
Donald Glover Has Always Been Ten Steps Ahead
Donald Glover Has Always Been Ten Steps Ahead
Right now everyone in Hollywood wishes they were Donald Glover.
February 7, 2018 at 10:30PM
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A cowboy walks into a saloon and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman…
He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No", he replies, "I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"
The cowboy explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."
The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties."
The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!"
The cowboy smiles, taps his watch and says, "Damn thing's an hour fast."
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