Donald Trump, a Playboy Model, and a System for Concealing Infidelity

Donald Trump, a Playboy Model, and a System for Concealing Infidelity
One woman’s account of clandestine meetings, financial transactions, and legal pacts designed to hide an extramarital affair.

February 16, 2018 at 09:07PM
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On my first day in prison, my cellmate said to me...

"If you ever come close to me, I'll fucking skin you alive. When we're sleeping, you don't fucking touch me. You hear me? Don't ever talk to me, either."

"Fucking great." I thought, "First day in here and I'm already married."

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Two nuns are riding down a street on bikes

One says to the other "I've never come this way before." The other smiles and says "neither have I. Must be the cobblestones."

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What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets?

Women.

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Son: Why is my sister called Teresa?

Dad: Coz your mum loves Easter, it's an anagram.

Son: Thanks dad.

Dad: No problem Alan.

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My wife told me: Sex is better on holiday.

That wasn’t a very nice postcard to receive.

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I got thrown out of math class today.

The teacher asked me "If I gave you $20 and you gave $5 to Katie, $5 to Claire and $5 to Laura, what would you have?"

Apparently, 3 blowjobs and enough left for a kebab wasn't the answer...

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