You find a used tampon and ask her what period it is from.
Thứ Bảy, 17 tháng 2, 2018
A racist man walks into a bar...
He sees a black man sitting casually at the side, and is disgusted by the sight of him.
He then waves to the bartender and says, "I'd like to order a beer for everyone here except the black guy."
As everyone else is treated to a beer, he looks back at the black man in hopes of getting a reaction out of him.
The black man still sits casually, this time with a smile on his face.
Confused and annoyed, the racist man waves again to the bartender and says, "another round for everyone except that same man."
As everyone else enjoys their second beer, the racist man looks back again at the black man, who is still smiling.
visibly angered, the racist man calls the bartender over a third time and orders a another round of beer for everyone except the black man.
He then looks at the black man one more time, and sees him laughing.
Furious, he rushes back to the bartender, points at the black man and asks, "Okay, what the hell is up with this guy?"
The bartender then replies, "Oh, you didn't know? He owns this place."
A joke is like a frog...
When you dissect it, it dies. Get it? Just like a frog dies when you dissect it, so does a joke when you explain it. Basically, the frog is used as an analogy, to help people understand that jokes shouldn't be explained, because the joke will die, or more specifically, become unfunny. So, just like when a frog dies when you dissect it, so does a joke when you dissect, or explain it.
The stolen credit card.
Police: Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?
Man: Coz the thief was spending less than my wife.
Police:Then why are you reporting it now?
Man: Well, I think now the thief's wife has started to use it.
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