Man that thing brought back memories
Thứ Bảy, 17 tháng 2, 2018
A joke is like a frog...
When you dissect it, it dies. Get it? Just like a frog dies when you dissect it, so does a joke when you explain it. Basically, the frog is used as an analogy, to help people understand that jokes shouldn't be explained, because the joke will die, or more specifically, become unfunny. So, just like when a frog dies when you dissect it, so does a joke when you dissect, or explain it.
The stolen credit card.
Police: Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?
Man: Coz the thief was spending less than my wife.
Police:Then why are you reporting it now?
Man: Well, I think now the thief's wife has started to use it.
Donald Trump, a Playboy Model, and a System for Concealing Infidelity
Donald Trump, a Playboy Model, and a System for Concealing Infidelity
One woman’s account of clandestine meetings, financial transactions, and legal pacts designed to hide an extramarital affair.
February 16, 2018 at 09:07PM
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On my first day in prison, my cellmate said to me...
"If you ever come close to me, I'll fucking skin you alive. When we're sleeping, you don't fucking touch me. You hear me? Don't ever talk to me, either."
"Fucking great." I thought, "First day in here and I'm already married."
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