Earth, most likely. Unless he's personally interested in space exploration, in which case he might say Mars.
Chủ Nhật, 18 tháng 2, 2018
Thứ Bảy, 17 tháng 2, 2018
My wife came home yesterday...
and said, "Honey, the car won't start, but I know what the problem is."
I asked her what it was and she told me it had water in the carburettor. I though for a moment, then said, "You know I don't mean this badly, but you're not mechanically inclined. You don't know the carburettor from the radiator."
"No, there's definitely water in the carburettor," she insisted.
"Ok, honey, that's fine, I'll just go take a look. Where is it?"
"In the lake."
On the way there, he tells his driver that looks a bit like him:
"I'm sick of all these conferences. I always say the same things over and over!"
The driver agrees: "You're right. As your driver, I attended all of them, and even though I don't know anything about science, I could give the conference in your place."
"That's a great idea!" says Einstein. "Let's switch places then!"
So they switch clothes and as soon as they arrive, the driver dressed as Einstein goes on stage and starts giving the usual speech, while the real Einstein, dressed as the car driver, attends it.
But in the crowd, there is one scientist who wants to impress everyone and thinks of a very difficult question to ask Einstein, hoping he won't be able to respond. So this guy stands up and interrupts the conference by posing his very difficult question. The whole room goes silent, holding their breath, waiting for the response.
The driver looks at him, dead in the eye, and says :
"Sir, your question is so easy to answer that I'm going to let my driver reply to it for me."
A racist man walks into a bar...
He sees a black man sitting casually at the side, and is disgusted by the sight of him.
He then waves to the bartender and says, "I'd like to order a beer for everyone here except the black guy."
As everyone else is treated to a beer, he looks back at the black man in hopes of getting a reaction out of him.
The black man still sits casually, this time with a smile on his face.
Confused and annoyed, the racist man waves again to the bartender and says, "another round for everyone except that same man."
As everyone else enjoys their second beer, the racist man looks back again at the black man, who is still smiling.
visibly angered, the racist man calls the bartender over a third time and orders a another round of beer for everyone except the black man.
He then looks at the black man one more time, and sees him laughing.
Furious, he rushes back to the bartender, points at the black man and asks, "Okay, what the hell is up with this guy?"
The bartender then replies, "Oh, you didn't know? He owns this place."
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