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Thứ Hai, 19 tháng 2, 2018

Florida School Shooting Survivors Will Lead Nationwide Demonstration

Florida School Shooting Survivors Will Lead Nationwide Demonstration The teens say the "March For Our Lives" gun-control demonstration will take place on March 24 in every American city. February 19, 2018 at 01:50AM via Digg http://ift.tt/2Gnrj...

Dying of Lung Cancer

A man takes his father to the doctor. At the office, the doctor tells the old man, "I'm sorry, sir, but you have lung cancer. You'll be dead in a year." On the way home, the old man turns to his grief-stricken son and says, "Quit all that cryin'! I'm not depressed. I've lived 75 great years. How 'bout you and me go to my favorite bar and have a couple beers with my friends?" So while the guys are having their beers, the old man breaks the news to his friends. "Fellas," he says, "I'll be dead in a year 'cause I got AIDS." On the way home, his son...

Prisoner: I’m sorry I tried to escape.

Guard: I’m not mad, just........disappointed. Remember, kids, never let your guard down....

What do you call security guards at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy....

A Priest, a Doctor, and an Engineer are playing golf.....

An engineer, a priest, and a doctor are trying to enjoying a round of golf. Ahead of them is a group playing so slowly and inexpertly that in frustration the three ask the greenkeeper for an explanation. “That’s a group of blind firefighters,” they are told. “They lost their sight saving our clubhouse last year, so we let them play for free.” The priest says, “I will say a prayer for them tonight.” The doctor says, “Let me ask my ophthalmologist colleagues if anything can be done for them.” And the engineer says, “Why can’t they play at night...

Chủ Nhật, 18 tháng 2, 2018

My wife just stopped and said, "You weren't even listening were you?"

I thought, "That's a pretty weird way to start a conversation."...