Florida School Shooting Survivors Will Lead Nationwide Demonstration
The teens say the "March For Our Lives" gun-control demonstration will take place on March 24 in every American city.
February 19, 2018 at 01:50AM
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Florida School Shooting Survivors Will Lead Nationwide Demonstration
Florida School Shooting Survivors Will Lead Nationwide Demonstration
The teens say the "March For Our Lives" gun-control demonstration will take place on March 24 in every American city.
February 19, 2018 at 01:50AM
via Digg http://ift.tt/2GnrjOw
Dying of Lung Cancer
A man takes his father to the doctor.
At the office, the doctor tells the old man, "I'm sorry, sir, but you have lung cancer. You'll be dead in a year."
On the way home, the old man turns to his grief-stricken son and says, "Quit all that cryin'! I'm not depressed. I've lived 75 great years. How 'bout you and me go to my favorite bar and have a couple beers with my friends?"
So while the guys are having their beers, the old man breaks the news to his friends. "Fellas," he says, "I'll be dead in a year 'cause I got AIDS."
On the way home, his son asks, "Dad, why did you lie to your friends?"
His dad replies, "'Cause when I die, I don't want them trying to fuck your mother!"
A Priest, a Doctor, and an Engineer are playing golf.....
An engineer, a priest, and a doctor are trying to enjoying a round of golf. Ahead of them is a group playing so slowly and inexpertly that in frustration the three ask the greenkeeper for an explanation. “That’s a group of blind firefighters,” they are told. “They lost their sight saving our clubhouse last year, so we let them play for free.”
The priest says, “I will say a prayer for them tonight.”
The doctor says, “Let me ask my ophthalmologist colleagues if anything can be done for them.”
And the engineer says, “Why can’t they play at night?"
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