Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Thứ Hai, 19 tháng 2, 2018

I'm having some real trouble mending my broken fence.

Can anyone here give me some tips? I was told you guys are the best at reposting....

What is great in the US but awful in the UK?

Losing pounds...

A mother and her 5 year old daughter were driving down a highway one day when suddenly a giant dildo hits their windshield...

Daughter - Mommy, what was that? Mom - (obviously didn’t want her daughter to know what it was) It was just a bug honey. Don’t worry about it. a few seconds of silence Daughter - Well that bug had a big dick....

I'd like to go see Black Panther in the theater...

But I'd also like to hear it too....

What do you call a hooker's fart?

A prostitoot...

Jesus wants you to give him your soul

Whereas satan is willing to buy it off you....

TIFU by hiding in poison oak

Whoops, wrong shrub...