Farm Inspection

A DEA officer stopped at our farm yesterday "I need to inspect your farm for illegal growing drugs." I said, "Okay, but don't go in that field over there.....," The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, "Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me!" Reaching into his rear pants pocket, the arrogant officer removed his badge and shoved it in my face. "See this fucking badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish....on my land!! No questions asked or answers given!! I have made my self clear?....Do you understand?!!!" I...

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What do you call an incredibly strong STD?

Herpules (This joke has been brought to you by my 14 yr old son)...

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An American walks into a pub, says "I'll have a bud light". The bartender replies "You're American aren't you?"

The guy says "How did you know? Was it the beer or the accent?" Bartender replies: "Neither, you're the fattest fuck I've ever seen in my life."...

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A guy with a stutter died in prison

before he could finish his sentence....

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Do You Believe Her Now?

Do You Believe Her Now? With new evidence that Clarence Thomas lied to get onto the Supreme Court, it's time to talk seriously about impeachment. February 19, 2018 at 09:20PM via Digg http://ift.tt/2HoB9...

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My friends laughed at me

when I told them I have a girlfriend. They said she was like the square root of -100, a solid 10 but imaginary. Well, joke is on them. They are also imaginary....

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My 6 year old son told me this one. "What do you call a snowman that's having a threesome with two hot princesses?"

I slapped my son and abruptly deleted his youtube kids app....

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