A DEA officer stopped at our farm yesterday "I need to inspect your farm for illegal growing drugs."
I said, "Okay, but don't go in that field over there.....,"
The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, "Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me!" Reaching into his rear pants pocket, the arrogant officer removed his badge and shoved it in my face. "See this fucking badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish....on my land!! No questions asked or answers given!! I have made my self clear?....Do you understand?!!!"
I nodded politely, apologized and went about my chores. A short time later, I heard loud screams, looked up and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by my big old mean bull..... With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he'd sure enough get stuffed before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified.
I threw down my tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of my lungs....
"Your badge, show him your fucking badge!!!"
