Just one. They're efficient and not very funny....
Thứ Năm, 22 tháng 2, 2018
A boy paid a girl $10 to climb a flagpole
A boy paid a girl $10 to climb a flagpole She agrees and climbs the flagpole. When she gets home she tells her mother what happened. Her mother said "honey, he just wanted to see your underwear." The next day the same boy was standing by the flagpole and said "I will give you $20 to climb the flagpole." Again she agrees and climbs. She goes home and tells her mother "mom the boy paid me to climb the flagpole again, but I outsmarted him this time. I didn't wear any underwear."...
Thứ Tư, 21 tháng 2, 2018
THE NAKED TRUTH
This guy is having an affair with a married woman and her husband comes home early from work one day. She jumps up and tells the man to go into the bathroom to hide. Just as he gets in the bathroom and she hides his clothes under the bed, the husband opens the door and comes in.
He asks, ''What the hell are you doing?''
Thinking quickly, the wife says, ''Uhm...waiting for you.''
The suspicious husband looks at her in disbelief and says, ''But you're naked.''
Again the woman says, ''Yeah... I was waiting for you.''
The husband relaxes and says,...
I call my wife Bambi. She thinks it's because she's cute with big brown eyes....
Actually, it's because I would like someone to shoot her mother with a hunting rifle......
A man is being released from a US hospital.
As he is being escorted out by a nurse, he passes by a patient’s room with the door open and sees that the male patient is masturbating furiously. Confused, he turns to the nurse and asks, “what the hell is going on here?!” The nurse replies, “you see, this man has a serious condition where if he does not masturbate profusely every 2 hours, a blood clot would form and he would surely die.” “Oh, I guess I can understand that.” Says the man. So they keep walking, and in the next room he finds a male patient receiving a blow job from a nurse. So...
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