Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Thứ Năm, 22 tháng 2, 2018

A father and his young son go to a restaurant and to keep him occupied, he gives the boy three pennies to play with. Suddenly, the boy starts choking and his face starts turning blue! The father realizes the boy has swallowed the pennies and starts slapping him on the back...

The boy coughs up two of the pennies, but keeps choking. Looking at his son, panicking, the father starts shouting for help. A well dressed, serious looking woman, in a blue business suit is sitting at a nearby table reading from her laptop and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant. Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants, takes hold of the boy’s testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first...

Sometimes when I feel lonely I buy some stocks

Its nice to have a bit of company...

I used to be Christian....

Her: I used to be Christian. Him: It’s all right, I don’t really care for those sorts of things. Her; Thank god! It’s so much better now that I’m Christine!...

Apple Maps vs. Google Maps vs. Waze

Apple Maps vs. Google Maps vs. Waze Which navigation app estimates the shortest travel time? How does each app over/underestimate travel times? And which navigation app actually gets you to your destination most quickly? February 21, 2018 at 09:31PM via Digg http://ift.tt/2EJ2S...

How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

The lightbulb just burned out; this is not the time to discuss it....

During sex with my wife,

I suddenly stopped and didn't move. She said "What the hell are you doing?" And I was like "Hush, I saw this on Pornhub, it's called buffering."...

How to find out if you're old or not:

Fall down in front of a group of people. If they laugh, you’re young. If they panic, you’re old....