In truth, the earth used to be flat...

Until they buried yo' mama.

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Teachers on Guns in Classrooms - What Teachers Think About President Trump's Idea to Arm Them

Teachers on Guns in Classrooms - What Teachers Think About President Trump's Idea to Arm Them
President Trump thinks arming educators will make students safer. We asked teachers if they agree.

February 24, 2018 at 05:38AM
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Anal sex is a lot like Brussels sprouts

If you’re forced to have it as a child you won’t enjoy it as an adult.

-Daniel Tosh

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I brought a porn DVD today.

But all I could see was some fat man holding his dick.

Then I realised I hadn’t turned the TV on.

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A man died and gets shown around in heaven by St. Peter

„So, over here we have the Muslims. Very nice people, celebrating that they‘re allowed to drink up here.“

„Next we have the Jews. Also really friendly, having discussion groups with God himself from time to time.“

„There are the Buddhists, really relaxed people, just enjoying themselves.“

The tour goes on for quite a while like this.

Finally they arrive at a locked door.

„You must be really quiet around here“, St. Peter whispers.

„Why, who‘s in there?“, the man asks.

„The Catholics, they think they are alone up here.“

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If We're Going to Arm the Teachers

All I ask is that the librarians get silencers

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My mother in law has a massive case of diarrhea

She won’t find out until she gets home and unpacks her luggage

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