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Chủ Nhật, 25 tháng 2, 2018

A black family of 5 lives by a magical river that turns black people to white people...

...when you swim across it. First the mother jumps in and swims across. When she comes out she turns white.

She yells to her husband, "Honey, it worked! Swim across!"

The father jumps in and swims across and he too turned white when he got out.

They then say come on kids! The three kids jump in and realized that they don't know how to swim.

The mother says to the husband, "Are you gonna jump in and save them?"

The father responds and says, "No fuck those n***ers!"

Two Inuits marry and consummate that night.

The next morning, the bride discovers that she is six months pregnant.

Why did the bear dissolve in water?

It was polar.

"I love my job!" said the farmer

"All you do is boss me around all day!" said one of his sheep.

"What did you say?" said the farmer.

"You herd me."

My buddy took a job circumcising elephants at the zoo

The money's not great but the tips are huge

When I was a kid, I loved milk so much that I said I was going to marry a cow

Took me a good few years to realise why my father used to tell me, “You probably will...”

edit: I wish it weren’t true

The first french fries were not cooked on France.

They were cooked in Greece.