Popped on here to check messages while the kettle boils....
Thứ Năm, 1 tháng 3, 2018
It's the First World War, and a French Battalion and a German Battalion face each other in the trenches.
It's a rather slow day, and the Krauts sit bored in their trenches. Then, a young corporal speaks: "We really need to kill more frenchies! What can we do to lure them out?" A young recruit asks, "What is a typical french name?" Another answers, "Pierre." The young recruit gets up, puts his rifle on the edge of the trench, aims, then shouts, "Pierre!!" From the other trench, a blue helmed head pops up, and answeres, "Oui?" Bang! The frenchman falls over dead. The german shouts again, "Pierre!!" Another french man looks up, asking "Oui?" Bang! He...
A kindergarten student told his teacher he'd found a cat...
A kindergarten student told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead. "How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked her student. "Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently. "You did WHAT?!?!?!" the teacher yelled in shock. "You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move."...
I think Trojan is a bad name for a condom brand...
...because of course, the Trojans were a people whose lives were ruined when a vessel containing little warriors unexpectedly exploded inside their city walls......
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