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Thứ Năm, 1 tháng 3, 2018

A man stayed late at the pub after work when he got a call from his wife

Wife: "I've cooked your dinner and if you're not back in 10 minutes I'm going to feed it to the dog!" Man: "Hey, it's not his fault!"...

The pub is ten minutes from my house...

However, my house is two hours from the pub......

What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?

Ones a Goodyear while the others a great year....

The People's History of John Leguizamo

The People's History of John Leguizamo John Leguizamo has a simple question: Where are all the Latin people in Hollywood? March 1, 2018 at 02:51AM via Digg http://ift.tt/2oD78...

Just been challenged to a water fight by next doors brat kids...

Popped on here to check messages while the kettle boils....

It's the First World War, and a French Battalion and a German Battalion face each other in the trenches.

It's a rather slow day, and the Krauts sit bored in their trenches. Then, a young corporal speaks: "We really need to kill more frenchies! What can we do to lure them out?" A young recruit asks, "What is a typical french name?" Another answers, "Pierre." The young recruit gets up, puts his rifle on the edge of the trench, aims, then shouts, "Pierre!!" From the other trench, a blue helmed head pops up, and answeres, "Oui?" Bang! The frenchman falls over dead. The german shouts again, "Pierre!!" Another french man looks up, asking "Oui?" Bang! He...

A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket and thinks

“Some asshole has got my pen.”...