As he walks in, all the patrons of the bar gasp.
The man then says, "Relax. He is very trained. Here; watch!" He plops his 5 foot long pet alligator on the bar counter and says, "Open!" The alligator's mouth opens wide, then the man unzips his pants and proceeds to stick his d*ck in it.
He holds this position for 5 minutes until he zips back up and tells the alligator, "Close." And it does.
The man then asks if there is anyone else in the bar who wants to try.
An old man from a corner of the bar shouts, "Boy, I'll sure try but I don't know if...
