I got the STD, now all I need is u.
Thứ Sáu, 2 tháng 3, 2018
A blind man walks into a bar...
A blind man walks into a bar, without know its a lesbian bar, and says to the bartender:
"I have the world's best blonde joke. You wanna hear it?"
The bartender says "Hey, just so you know, I'm the world champion in wrestling. The girl next to you is the world champion in taekwondo and that girl over there is the world champion in kickboxing, and we're all blonde. Are you sure you still want to tell that joke?"
The guy replies "Haha, no thanks. I don't really feel like explaining the joke three times over."
The Lottery Hackers
The Lottery Hackers
Jerry Selbee has always had an eye for puzzles and spotting patterns — which is how he discovered a lottery loophole that would eventually make he and his wife millionaires.
March 1, 2018 at 11:05PM
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Sadly I think my family are a bunch of racists.
I started dating a black girl recently, so I decided to bring her home to meet the family.
The kids wouldn't talk to her and my wife told me to pack my bags and leave.
A man walks into a bar with his pet alligator on a leash... (NSFW)
As he walks in, all the patrons of the bar gasp.
The man then says, "Relax. He is very trained. Here; watch!" He plops his 5 foot long pet alligator on the bar counter and says, "Open!" The alligator's mouth opens wide, then the man unzips his pants and proceeds to stick his d*ck in it.
He holds this position for 5 minutes until he zips back up and tells the alligator, "Close." And it does.
The man then asks if there is anyone else in the bar who wants to try.
An old man from a corner of the bar shouts, "Boy, I'll sure try but I don't know if I can keep my mouth open that long!"
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