But you guys didn’t like it
Chủ Nhật, 4 tháng 3, 2018
A guy rings his new girlfriend's doorbell
She sees him holding a beautiful bouquet of roses and drags him in. Shes lies on the couch, pulls her skirt up, and rips her knickers off and says "This is for the flowers!"
"Don't be silly" says the boyfriend "you must have a vase somewhere!"
Ohio Can’t Get Enough Of The Hyperloop, A Mode Of Transportation That Doesn't Exist
Ohio Can’t Get Enough Of The Hyperloop, A Mode Of Transportation That Doesn't Exist
The cost per mile of hyperloop is currently infinite, because there is no hyperloop.
March 4, 2018 at 01:09AM
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Three redditors link up for the weekend and hit a brothel outa town.
They walk into the venue and sit down. The Madame rings a bell and out come three scantily clad girls.
"You should know", begins the Madame, "My brothel doesn't believe in the use of condoms. We want to give the client the best experience possible."
The redditors look at each other for a second, then nod their heads and agree to continue.
"You should know", says the Madame, "this means that all of our girls have many children each."
The redditors give each other an uncertain look, before the Madame carries on...
"You should know, you might want to avoid anal. The girls are all suffering from a bad ass infection at the moment."
As two of the redditors grimace, one walks over to the girls, takes all of them into a room and shuts the door.
"What the hell is he doing?" asks one of the redditors.
"Well..." shrugs the other one. "he is OP... username checks out"
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