You peel back the layers, find the same thing and just start crying
Thứ Ba, 6 tháng 3, 2018
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A professor at the University of Oklahoma was giving a lecture on 'Involuntary Muscular Contractions' to his first year medical students. Realizing this was not the most riveting subject, the professor decided to lighten the mood slightly. He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, 'Do you know what your asshole is doing while you're having an orgasm?'
Her answer: "He's probably at the shooting range with his buddies."
Chuck Feeney: the billionaire who gave it all away
Chuck Feeney: the billionaire who gave it all away
Chuck Feeney today is a man of no property. He and his wife Helga live in a modest rented apartment in San Francisco. He has no car or luxuries of any kind. There are no trophies or vanity photographs in the apartment to show that he has devoted his $8 billion fortune to making the world a better place.
March 5, 2018 at 10:46PM
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It’s 1/4 funny 😄
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to a super bowl game. They had great seats right behind their teams bench. After the game he asked her how she liked it. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied. “I just don’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents” Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, “What do you mean?” “Well they flipped a coin, one team got it, then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was...‘get the quarterback!, get the quarterback!’ I’m like Hellooooo, it’s only $.25 cents!”
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