As he stands in front of St. Peter at the pearly gates, he sees a huge wall of clocks behind him.
"What are those clocks for?" He asks.
"Those are Lie-Clocks, everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move forward." St. Peter responded.
"Oh," the man replied, looking at a clock set at midnight, he asks, "Whose clock is that?"
"That's George Washington's. The hands have never moved, indicating that he has never told a lie." Replied St. Peter.
Pointing to another clock, St. Peter continues, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe has told two lies in his lifetime."
"Where's Trump's clock?" The man asks.
"His clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it for a ceiling fan."
Edit: Kicked Mother Teresa to the curb.
