The bartender comes up to him and says: "Hey man, you seem down. What's up?"
The guy replies: "We buried my dad two days ago".
The bartender says: "I'm so sorry man. When did he die?".
The guy replies: "I don't know, probably yesterday".
Thứ Hai, 19 tháng 3, 2018
Two blondes in a helicopter
Two blondes won a joy ride in a helicopter. As they reached maximum altitude one turned to the other and said "I hope nothing goes wrong, have they got enough fuel?" The other responded "I hope so too, imagine if they ran out, we'd be stuck up here forever!"
A man discovers a strange tradition at a resort
A man walks into a resort and the first sign he sees says “Lool Area”. He was confused and asked one of the employees about it. “Yes, we have this tradition here where we replace the ‘P’ of a word that starts with P with an ‘L’” The man thought this was strange, but as long as there were no other rules, he’d be fine. The man saw toured the resort and eventually came upon the cafeteria. There was a sign which read, “Serving Lerogies and Lork tonight” Thinking about the food made the man hungry, so he went around looking for food. He went around the whole resort but he only ever found a line for breakfast and for dinner, both of which were closed since it was 12:30. Confused and hungry, the man found the employee and asked: “Where’s the lunchline?”
An English man, German, French and Italian are standing at the side of a street watching a street performer
The street performer noticed that they all have poor eye sight so he asked them whether they can see him and they responded: "Yes" "Oui" "Sì" "Ja"
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