To avoid confusion, she simply named them after the number of their conception. Unfortunately all of them except for #90 died at a very young age.
90 was a little girl who grew up to be a great woman. She married at a young age and gave birth to two children, a daughter and a son. Unlike her own mother, she gave her offspring actual names. But their names don't matter.
One day, the daughter and the son came across a small puppy they found left alone in an alley near their house. They brought it back into their home and fed it, took care of it, and nursed it back to health. But they knew that their mother, 90, wouldn't dare let them keep a dog in their home, so they decided to hide it. In order to continue successfully keeping their dog a secret, they named the dog "This." During conversations about the dog which took place in front of their mother, the daughter and the son would refer to their puppy as "This," so as to avoid any suspicion at all. It worked for a while, but unfortunately a few years later, their secret dog, name of This, died.
And so it goes...
...only 90's kids will remember This.
