Because it has a bigger wall
Chủ Nhật, 25 tháng 3, 2018
Thứ Bảy, 24 tháng 3, 2018
A hunter shoots a deer and is pulling it back to his truck
A hunter shoots a deer and is pulling it back to his truck
A farmer passes by and says, "Hey you shot that deer on my property. That makes that deer mine." The hunter says, "No way, I tracked it, I shot it, it's mine." The farmer says, "Ok Ok...we'll settle this the old way." "The old way?" "Yes. We'll take turns kicking each other in the nuts and the first guy who can't take it anymore loses. The winner gets the deer." The hunter thinks about this and he says, "Ok, let's do it." The farmer says, "Ok, let me go first." He takes a big wind up and just nails the hunter right in the nuts with his big dirty farmer boots. The hunter doubles over in pain, huffing and puffing for a few minutes. He finally gets up, still panting and says, "Ok Ok...I'm still in...my turn." The farmer says, "Nah, you can keep the deer."
Three students at the CIA Academy were about to graduate.
The instructor called them into a room and said to the first one,
“Take this gun and go into the next room. I want you to assassinate whomever you find there. If you don’t do this, you don’t graduate.”
The man took the gun and went into the next room, where he found his wife. Taking one look at her, he returned to the instructor, threw down his gun and quit, saying, “I can’t do this.”
The next man went into the room and saw his own wife. He hesitated a moment, then he, too, resigned.
The third man took the gun and went into the room. The instructor heard six rapid shots, followed by screams, thuds, crashes, then silence. Then the door opened and out came the third agent all bloody, and his shirt in shreds.
He said to the instructor, “You idiot, you gave me blanks! I had to strangle her!”
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