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Thứ Ba, 27 tháng 3, 2018
I said to a fat girl today...
I said to a fat girl today,
"You're a big girl!"
She replied, "Tell me something I don't know."
I said, "Salad tastes nice"
One day, Hitler decided to visit one of his concentration camps.
He spoke to the on-site general, and told him to line up all of the prisoners in a row.
When all of them were lined up, Hitler went up to the first person and asked him, "How high do you jump?"
The general looked at Hitler, confused, then looked at the prisoner. The prisoner looked back at him, just as confused.
"Eh, mein fuhrer..."
"Ach! Do not shpeaken, generalfeldmarschall! Now, payen sie attention, prisoner, how high iz it you jump?"
The prisoner, slowly, spoke, "One foot."
Hitler turns to his general and says, delighted, "Given zis man a loav ov bread."
The general, astounded said, "B-but, mein fuhrer..."
Hitler shot back with a, "I do not vant to hear it!!" Then, moving to the next prisoner, he asks the same question: "How high can you jump?"
The prisoner replies, "Two feet."
"Give zis man two loaves ov bread!"
"Mein fuhrer, are you veeling vell?"
"SCHTOPP TALKING AND BRINGEN SIE LOAV OV BREAD!"
Hitler then moves to the next prisoner, who has caught onto the pattern. So when he is asked how high he can jump, he announces, "Five to six feet."
Hitler turns to the side, and his general says, "Sir, zhall I getten zis man five loaves ov ze bread?"
Hitler says, "No, schoot zis one. He can jump over ze walls."
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