Frowning, I held up the menu and said ‘you just choose something from this book of food’
Thứ Năm, 29 tháng 3, 2018
I Tried to Befriend Nikolas Cruz. He Still Killed My Friends.
I Tried to Befriend Nikolas Cruz. He Still Killed My Friends.
The notion that the Parkland shootings wouldn't have occurred if students had been kinder is deeply dangerous.
March 28, 2018 at 09:02PM
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An ugly woman walked into a store a with her 2 kids, yelling at them.
The store clerk pleasantly said, "Good morning ma'am and welcome. Nice children, are they twins?"
The ugly woman stopped yelling and said, "Hell no they are not, one is 9 and the other is 7. Why the hell would u think they're twins, Are u blind, or just bloody stupid?"
The clerk replied,"I'm neither blind nor stupid ma'am, I just can't believe someone would fuck u twice."
A boy scout says to his scout leader, "Sir, is this snake poisonous?" The scout leader says, "No, that snake's not poisonous at all." So the boy picks up the snake, which bites him and the boy starts to spasm and foam at the mouth as the other kids look on in horror...
The scout leader says, "But that snake is venomous. Poison is ingested or absorbed, while venom is injected. Let's get it right next time, boys."
I met a beautiful girl down at the park today
Sparks flew, she fell at my feet, and we wound up having sex right then and there!
Gosh I love my new taser
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