She's starting to sound like my wife.
Thứ Hai, 2 tháng 4, 2018
Physicists are the only scientists that matter
But mathematicians are the only ones who count
Edit: First time on the front page of /r/Jokes!
A husband hires a private detective to find out if his wife is cheating on him.
The detective reports back and says he discovered, unfortunately, that she is.
"What happened?" asks the husband
"She went to a hotel and waited in the bar area. On three different occasions men came up to her, handed her $50 and she would give them a key. 5 minutes later she would disappeared upstairs somewhere and then return after a while."
"Oh my god, d... do you think... Shes a prostitute? " asks the husband.
"I thought it was pretty obvious", says the detective, "but after the last fella came back down, I made sure."
"You confronted him?"
"No, I gave her $50."
Chủ Nhật, 1 tháng 4, 2018
A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN.
The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?" The survey was a huge failure.
In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant. In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant. In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant. In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant. In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant. In South America they didn't know what "please" meant. And in the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.
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