The more damaged they are, the more prone to stripping they become.
Thứ Hai, 2 tháng 4, 2018
From my Botswanan friend
A man dies and goes to hell.
He finds that there is a different hell for each country.
He decides he'll pick the least painful to spend his eternity.
He goes to Germany Hell and asks, 'What do they do here?' ... He is told 'first they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day'. The man does not like the sound of that at all so he moves on.
He checks out the USA Hell as well as the Russia Hell and many more. He discovers that they are all similar to the German hell.
Then he comes to the BOTSWANA Hell and finds that there is a long line of people waiting to get in. Amazed, he asks, 'What do they do here?'
He is told 'first they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. The BOTSWANA devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day.
'But, that is exactly the same as all the other hells why are there so many people waiting to get in?' asks the man.
Because there is never any electricity, so the electric chair does not work. The nails were paid for but never supplied, so the bed is comfortable to sleep on. And the BOTSWANA devil used to be a civil servant, so he comes in; signs his time sheet and goes back home for private business.'
A little boy caught his mom riding his dad.
The little boy said, “Mom what are you doing?”
She said, “Son, your daddy’s stomach is too big so I sit on top to flatten it out.”
He said, “ Aw momma you’re wasting your time because when you’re not here the lady next door gets on her knees and blows it back up!”
A Chinese space station is probably falling out of the sky today. Here's everything you need to know.
A Chinese space station is probably falling out of the sky today. Here's everything you need to know.
Tiangong-1 was once a space station, but now it's basically just a bus-sized hunk of dead space junk.
April 2, 2018 at 02:39AM
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