None! Ha! We can’t change anything.
Thứ Ba, 3 tháng 4, 2018
A boy says to his dad, "Why do they say gardeners have got green fingers when their fingers aren't green?"
His dad replies, "It's just a saying, son. It's like when someone is caught stealing something, they say that they've been caught red-handed', even though their hands are actually black."
This One-Handed Catcher's Throwing Technique Is So Smooth, We Almost Didn't Notice It
This One-Handed Catcher's Throwing Technique Is So Smooth, We Almost Didn't Notice It
How much practice did this take? Because he's got it down.
April 3, 2018 at 01:24AM
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Donald Trump dies and when he gets to hell he sees the Devil
The Devil says to him, "Donald we've been expecting you. Unfortunately we are full right now and don't have room for you. But if you want I'll show you three rooms I could make available to you."
Trump agrees and the Devil opens the door to the first room and they see Richard Nixon endlessly diving into a pool of water and getting out. Over and over again. That is how he is spending eternity.
Trump says, "Well I can't do that. That would mess up my hair."
On they go. The Devil opens the door to the second room and there is Ronald Reagan swinging a sledge hammer all day long at a rock wall. Everyday this is what he does.
Once again Trump says, "Well I can't do that. I have a bad shoulder."
So then the Devil brings Trump to the third and final room. He opens the door and there is Bill Clinton getting a blow job from Monica Lewinsky.
Upon seeing this Trump is ecstatic. He says to the Devil, "This looks great! I will definitely take this room."
The Devil then puts his head in the room and says,"Alright Monica, your time is done here."
How about an Indian joke?
A nice Indian woman gets up mid-flight to the US and shouts "Is there a doctor here?"
A nice, serious guy approaches her quickly and tells her: "I am. What is the problem?"
She replies: "Do you want to meet my daughter?"
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