They asked, "What is commonly found in cells?" Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer.
Thứ Tư, 4 tháng 4, 2018
My first time buying condoms, at age 16, I went to the pharmacy. The hot cashier at the counter could see that I was new at it and gave me the pack asking if I knew how to use one. I said, "No, it's my first time."
She took one out, put it on her thumb, and told me to make sure it was on tight.
I still looked confused.
She looked around the store to see if it was empty and it was.
"Just a minute." she said and locked the door.
She led me to the back room, took off her shirt and bra.
"You like these?"
I could only nod my head.
She said to put the condom on.
As I was putting it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and laid down.
"Come on." she said. "We don't have much time."
So I climbed on her.
It was so amazing that I couldn't hold back and KAPOW! I was done in two minutes!
She looked at me concerned and asked, "Did you put the condom on?"
I said, "I sure did!"
...and held up my thumb to show her.
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The Lone Ranger was captured by Indians...
And was about to be put to death. The Chief spoke, "Since you are about to die, I'll grant you a wish."
The Lone Ranger said, "I want to talk to my horse."
The Chief thought it was an odd request, but consented, and Silver was led around to the Lone Ranger. The Lone Ranger whispered in Silver's ear, and the horse went galloping away.
Ten minutes later, Silver came back with a stunningly beautiful blonde woman in the saddle. The Chief smirked at the Lone Ranger and said, "Go ahead and use my tent." The Lone Ranger took the blonde into the chief's tent and came back out some time later, saying, "I want to see my horse again."
"Again?" the Chief sighed and reluctantly agreed. The Lone Ranger whispered into Silver's ear, and the horse went galloping away.
Ten minutes later, Silver returned, this time with a beautiful redhead in the saddle. The Chief smiled broadly and said, "What a way to go. You can use my tent again."
The Lone Ranger and the woman went into the Chief's tent and came out some time later. Immediately, the Lone Ranger said, "I want to see my horse again."
Now the Chief was getting impatient and said, "Okay, but this is the last time."
The Lone Ranger grabbed Silver's reins and shouted at him, "Now listen, you stupid horse: posse! P-O-S-S-E!!!"
Sex for the first time.
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms hed like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. Oh, Im so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girls parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, I had no idea you were this religious.
The boy turns, and whispers back, I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.
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