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Thứ Ba, 10 tháng 4, 2018

Even now, all this time later, we have to remain calm about the Net Neutrality thing...

Paying additional money to access certain sites will give you a sense of pride and accomplishment.

A man is flying a plane over the Amazon, when he suddenly crashes….

But he’s ok, don’t worry. He’s staggering through the jungle when he suddenly realizes he’s surrounded by bloodthirsty savages. And he thinks, “Man, I am totally fucked.”

“No”, a voice booms out from the heavens, “You’re not fucked.”

The voice continues, “Listen to me very carefully. Grab the spear from the savage next to you, run up to the chief and stab him in the chest.”

So the man, with nothing to lose, grabs the spear from the savage next to him, runs up to the chief and stabs him in the chest.

The man, as he’s standing over the chief who’s now dying in a pool of blood, looks up at the heavens and ask, “Now what, Lord?”

And the voice booms back, “OK. Now you’re fucked.”

Thứ Hai, 9 tháng 4, 2018

Why did the sperm cross the road?

Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

Why does Japan have a low obesity rate and a low birth rate?

They don’t like Fat Man and Little Boy

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Sorry lost control there

What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig?

The letter F.

I called the suicide hotline in Iraq..

They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.