Make This Colorful Image Disappear Simply By Staring At It
For the first few seconds you'll feel kind of dumb, and then about 10 to 20 seconds the colors should just... disappear. It's wild.
April 10, 2018 at 06:16PM
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Make This Colorful Image Disappear Simply By Staring At It
Make This Colorful Image Disappear Simply By Staring At It
For the first few seconds you'll feel kind of dumb, and then about 10 to 20 seconds the colors should just... disappear. It's wild.
April 10, 2018 at 06:16PM
via Digg https://ift.tt/2IIQjku
Wife sends her programmer husband grocery shopping
She tells him:
“I need butter, sugar and cooking oil. Also, get a loaf of bread and if they have eggs, get 6.”
The husband returns with the butter, sugar and cooking oil, as well as 6 loaves of bread.
The wife asks: “Why the hell did you get 6 loaves of bread?”
To which the husband replies: “They had eggs.”
"Son, I found a condom in your room."
"Gee, thanks, Grandpa."
"Why are you calling me Grandpa?"
"Because I didn't find it yesterday."
A man knocks on the door and asks the woman " Do you have a vagina? "
A woman hears a knock on the door and when she opens the door a man asks this.
Man: Do you have a vagina?
Woman slams the door in disgust
The next morning she hears a knock again and answers the door. The man asks the same question Man: do you have a vagina?
She slams the door again.
Later that night when her husband comes home from work she tells him what's happened the past 2 days. The husband says in a concerned voice "Honey I'm going to take the day off work tomorrow and stay with you incase that creep shows again".
The next day there is a knock at the door again, both the husband and wife rush to the door, the husband whispers " I'm going to hide behind the door, if he asks the question again say yes because I want to know where he's going with this"
The man asks again " do you have a vagina?" Woman answers " yes actually I have a vagina, why? "
The man replies " oh wow good! That means you can tell your husband to start using it and leave my wife's alone!".
Two hunters were walking in the woods...
One of them stops and says, "Whoa, whoa! Watch out for that hole!".
They both stop and look down what appears to be the deepest hole they'd ever seen, right in the ground in front of them.
"How deep is that?", one of them asks the other.
"I dunno, let's throw something down and see".
They spot a rusty old anvil a couple metres from the hole, so drag it closer to the hole and drop it in.
Even after moments, they don't hear the anvil hit the bottom.
Looking at each other in disbelief, they suddenly hear the fast thuds of an animal approaching.
Looking around, they both see a goat run past them at top speed, and dive down the hole.
"Becky! Becky!"
The two hunters see a farmer running out of the bushes and asks, "Have you guys seen a goat anywhere?"
"Yes!", the first hunter replies, "We just saw it jump down that hole!".
"But that's impossible!", the farmer replies, "I had her chained to an anvil!".
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