One Of Europe's Greatest Treasures Hides In A Sleepy French Village

One Of Europe's Greatest Treasures Hides In A Sleepy French Village
Conques was never supposed to be found. Or at least, not easily.

April 13, 2018 at 09:54PM
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What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?

Beat it. We’re closed.

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Drinking may have given me cancer. The alcohol industry has worked hard to bury the link.

Drinking may have given me cancer. The alcohol industry has worked hard to bury the link.
The science on the link is clear, but the alcohol industry has worked hard to downplay it.

April 13, 2018 at 07:09AM
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A husband and wife are having issues in the bedroom.

The man has no issues, but the woman can't reach an orgasm, she tells her husband it is because she gets too warm.

After going to see a specialist, he recommended that they have a constant supply of cool air in the bedroom, so the man asks his best friend to waft a towel whilst him and his wife make love.

Begrudgingly, he submits and says yes.

After 20 minutes of love making, the woman is no closer to orgasm whilst the man is nearly finished and wants to hold out, so the friend wafting the towel recommends that they switch places until he is ready to do more. So the friend is now having sex with the woman while the man wafts the towel.

After 2 minutes the woman starts to tremble and lets out an incredible cry as she reaches the most intense orgasm she has ever had.

The man looks at his friend, and proudly proclaims "now that, my friend, is how you waft a fucking towel."

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Why do you never see an elephant hiding on top of a tree?

Because they're good at it.

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Last night, I gave my girlfriend a medieval battle uniform to polish while I went to the bar. I mean, she always said she wanted...

...a night in, shining armor.

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I was at a local bar, when a woman a few feet away from me sneezed.

Her glass eye came out, bounced once on the bar, and I caught it. I handed it back to her and she popped it in and said thank you.

She was a beautiful woman. Gorgeous face stunning body and an amazing smile to boot. The woman of my dreams right in front of me.

As she's getting ready to leave she comes up to me and asks for my number. I looked at the chair behind me... Surely she must’ve been mistaken.

I said, “Who me?”

She said “Yes, of course you. I don’t usually do this kind of thing but, you just sort of caught my eye.”

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